HAHA! this is some idiotic story we wrote... in 2003! omg! its still in fictionpress.com. haha. A Chemical Incident Version 2.0 Keegan is smart. Amanda is smarter. Keegan is the smartest (not!). Amanda is ugly and as tall as a Bigfoot. Keegan is such a lil baby and as short as a dwarf. Perhaps shorter. Amanda looks like and old woman with glasses at the tip of her nose. Maybe she is one. Keegan has a fammy as big as a huge watermelon and a brain which is smaller than a virus. It was a normal day in school one day until when they went to the Science lab to conduct some chemical experiments. Timothy, Ken and Keegan were making a concoction. Amanda and Elizabeth were secretly mixing some unknown chemicals in a cauldron.An insect flew and fell into Keegan's concoction and it dissolved. Timothy poured some chemicals on Amanda but instead of dissolving, she shrank. As she did so, she accidentally knocked over the cauldron of chemicals and it poured over Keegan. Soon, Keegan began to enlarge. He stepped on Amanda instantly. But, the sole of his shoe was so big and Amanda was so small that she didn't get hurt. She quickly escaped to a hole at the wooden table.Amanda cursed and swore because her plan was foiled. She was about to pour her concoction on herself. Her concoction would make her big and give her powers. The concoction that fell on Keegan was uncompleted and thus only made Keegan big. Meanwhile, Keegan was growing bigger to Amanda's horror so Amanda tried to climb Elizabeth's leg to reach the top of the table. Once there, she could easily concoct a new vile mixture to dominate the world.Ken quickly scooped their concoction with a test tube and threw it at Keegan. He shrank back to a normal size. Amanda was struggling to mix chemicals because she was too puny too carry a test tube. The school was evacuated because of the dangerous chemicals. Everyone forgot about Amanda when the excitement died down. Amanda had all the time in the world to concoct a completely new mixture.Chuckling, she drank her new mixture and she started choking and coughing. When she stopped, she grew back to normal size and there was a menacing look in her eyes. She saw a rat in the science lab. She stared at it and concentrated. In a flash of magnificent light the rat blew up followed by a blood curdling laugh. Amanda walked out of the school into the city while setting the school on fire.Keegan woke up because he heard people screaming. He immediately got up and saw the city in ruins. There, right in the middle was . Amanda! She turned her head and saw Keegan. She immediately charged at him. With his superior reflexes, he dodged Amanda's attack. Seeing the damage Amanda caused, he knew only one thing could defeat her now. Then he saw it on the ground."Over her psycho!" Keegan yelled. Amanda turned around and screamed when she saw her . her . reflection in a mirror!!! Amanda ran away screaming. Everybody cheered for Keegan.But that's not the end. Amanda, in her smelly hideout, performed plastic surgery on herself. She left her hideout with a new plan in mind.. ps: still in kee's hse btw. E