Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Well, I just fixed my internet a couple of days ago =_=

For now, enjoy this is slightly delayed community service message brought to you by BERK!!!

That's Ken is his favourite Batman sweater. xD

And here's a special something for John, if he's reading xD

To "europe-anise" English :
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". This would bring it closer to German.

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible!
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.


Thursday, January 18, 2007

On, behalf of ken chong, i shall post.

K: How was your day?
B: Stop making up dialogues for me
K; We are good at killing time.
B: Fuck you.
K: Stop smiling.,
B: *flips me off*
K: Talk dammit
B: *turns around and ignores me*

In other news, I accidently broke the glass window on my class' front door. Honest mistake.

B: Stupid mistake.

Yes, I am here to announce the return of BERK!!!
Sadly, the holidays have ended and BERK has been reunited. Get ready for new posts! In the meantime, this is BERK's resolution of the year 2007:
  1. Stick together no matter what
  2. Get Amanda a boyfriend
  3. Start forcing Ken Chong to post
  4. Finally go on a trip as planned
  5. Make the long-awaited BERK movie!
  6. Stop cursing so much
  7. Eat more veggies
  8. Learn to sing better
  9. Get Keegan to speak chinese
  10. Find out about Elizabeth's love life & mystery friends

Hopefully, we'll start posting again o_O. I still haven't talked bout my holiday!