BERK's first official meeting had ended.

During the meeting, we elected our posts:

President: Ken Chong
Vice Pres: Elizabeth Wong
Secretary: Amanda Mun
Treasurer: Keegan Lee

All budgets will be from Keegan's wallet. :)

We also constructed the BERK rules and regulations (which was pretty biased as it was based on a 3:1 voting scheme)

BERK RULES AND REGULATIONS
1. Amanda is NOT allowed to touch any BERK members including herself.
2. Amanda must ONLY speak when spoken to. <= i object
3. There must be a chocolate oath at every BERK meeting. Only high-quality chocolates. Our Oath: [We pledge allegiance to BERK the greatest club of them all, Amen]
4. Rule number 2 is applied EVERYWHERE. <= i object!
5. President or Vice has the FINAL say.
6. There's no leaving BERK.
7. Be nice to Amanda for 1 minute every oath/meeting. T-T

We also have to sing one of BERK's many theme songs for each meeting.

The remainder of yesterday's meeting we spent by researching for appropriate songs to be in our list of theme songs. we even recorded our awful singing. our meeting including the chocolate oath had also been recorded. Amongst the songs chosen are:
1) Don't Cha'–Hitz.fm Crew
2) What's Going On- Four Non Blondes
3) Don't Wanna Miss a Thing- Aerosmith
4) Feel Good Inc.- Gorillaz
5) Tokyo Drift (The Fast and The Furious)- Teriyaki Boyz
6) Music to Watch the Girls go by- Andy Williams
7) I Miss You- Blink 182
8) Here I Am- Bryan Adams
9) School of Rock- Jack Black
10) Hips Don't Lie- Amanda feat. Wyclef Ken
11) Welcome to My Life- Simple Plan
12) Seindah Biasa- Siti Nurhaliza
13) More Than Words- BERK
14) One Step Closer- Linkin Park
15) Dragonstea Din Tei- O-zone
* the bolded ones are the ones tested and recorded before we got tired of singing.

the fast and furious one was damn funny.

we tried one week as well but that failed miserably.

BERK rules!

PS: Eli's bro is so mean! >.< Breast Examination & Relaxation Klub

E

*cough cough

Today is our monthly BERK R&D meeting. (R & D stands for Research and Development)

Date: 6-7 August 2006
Venue: Kenwilldie's hse

Today's meeting started out with a good physical exercise. BERK members played golf, football and badminton in Kenwilldie's backyard. Rollerbuzz hit the golf ball into the neighbour's hse. Botaken bt Kenwilldie in badminton.

After that, they picked up the forth berk member, evilpanda from the ktm station. she had been riding trains for an hour and a half due to lousy train scheduling (esp. in Bank Negara)

Our agenda for today:
1. Update blog
2. BERK movie discussion
3. More filming
4. BERK relaxation programme
5. Learn the Hitz.fm's Dontcha song

We hope that our agenda will go on smoothly.

Long live BERK.

E

Today is a good day xD


Haha hopefully i can go out with ken chong tomorrow!!

I managed to scare exactly 3 kids at Rumah Sayangan. When i was leaving, i shook my fist at one of them and he showed his fist back to me! I feel so proud of myself for being able to touch other people's lives.

Due to a majority vote, apparently the BERK session has been moved to next week.
Killjoys.

I seem to be in a whole world of pain so i dont feel like talking much =_=

K

ken chong is so mean! >.<

we went to Rumah Sayangan on Wednesday. While waiting for the others to come, (speaking of which, i notice that when u inform someone to come BY 9.30a.m., they leave the house at 9.30a.m. =.=") we were talking abt berk.

we feel that berk should comprise of singles/bachelors. therefore, we thought of changing berk to bery much to keegan's dismay :P but ken said...

"amanda will be a permanent member."

:'( so mean >.<

the trip was great anyway. we taught the kids police and killer and they seem to like that game. dunno y that elizabeth and ken didn play. =.=" probably afraid that they would get punished :P :P :P

we managed to get keegan to cry like a baby and june to dance macarina much to the kids' delight. however, one of the kids beat all of us when it comes to performing when he sang and dance to high school musical.

pn. raja bought us dried sotong and fish from Lumut! :)

overall, the trip was alright. definitely want to go there again one day.

ken and elizabeth went to MV after that. for some reason, keegan didn. the rest of us had lunch at jusco where i had to endure watching jia min squeeze each french fries to pulp and let the oil form a puddle on the tray. pls, food is to be eaten, not toyed with >.<

to scare jia min, we tried to convince her that by pressing the french fries like that, the oil from the french fries will diffuse through the pores into her skin and her fingers will grow fatter. unfortunately, she's a lot smarter than we thought :P jkg jkg jkg hahaha..

i found out that they really watch a lot of korean movies, especially ze yen.

wonder what ken thinks of 'click'... so far, elizabeth seems to like it the most and perhaps me the least. :/

E

Attention BERK,

We have to gather soon before the holidays end!!

Somewhere from wednesday to saturday!!!
Pick a date!!

We have much work to do!!

I mean no work, just play xD

K

keegan, i believe you have something to tell everyone? =P
i'll let you tell the public on your own..


anyway went to watch click, its damn gooood.. hahahah its funny.. yet its so touching.... hubba bubba is chewing gum... lolx.. oh ya at borders, my cousin was looking through this "book of answers".. then she asked "are you smart?".. then she opened the book and guess what it answered? hahahaha "ask your mother"! hahahahahah omg =P

R

:)
all hail BERKELIUM! ahahahh....

^Hi Elizabeth
Go-karting is always good for unwinding.
And I was just too fast for my teammates
-watch out Michael Schumacher!
Can't wait to put on that Chelsea Shirt!

-Michael Ballack^

hahah... he sms-ed me with a picture, but i cant seem to upload it.. maybe later :)

R

For Ken,
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
You have the best hair in class.

2. I'll challenge you to try something.
Stop being sarcastic for one day. Just one day!!!

3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
Green o_O

4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
Your laugh and sense of humor. But not the torturing people (me) part

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
Both of us singing "it's a wonderful world" for our music exam

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.

Monkey

7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
Why didn't you tell me about your girlfriend??!!


For Elizabeth,
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
V is for? Victory..!

2. I'll challenge you to try something.
Tell BERK about your secrets!! And i mean everything that i still dont know about!

3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
Red

4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
Ability to turn everything into a joke =_=

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
You were one of the first people who talked to me when i came into 2C from standard 1.

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
Elizbaeth....bird xD

7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
So many things but you never answer!



For Amanda,
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
Oh...the wetness....

2. I'll challenge you to try something.
Talk like napolean dynamite

3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
yellow

4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
all the weird ideas you get xD

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
haha the earliest thing i can think of it in standard six =_=. We were making some sort of story together..

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
Uh...whatever animal that talks a lot. I mean makes a lot of noise. You can be a cricket or something..

7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
When're you gonna get masked?


K

For Amanda,
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
you have the worst palms :P

2. I'll challenge you to try something.
CALL MASK GOH UP AND TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM! (which you obviously do, but dont have the guts to!)

3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
white :)

4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
nothing.
hahahaha let's see..... hmmmm.....

errrrr......
hmmmmm......


ermmmmmmm.....
hahahah homework hotline!! xD

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
first- A WHITE GIRL IN MY CLASS????
hahahahahaha....... =PP

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
goat, coz of ur extraordinary janggut on ur neck.. hahahaha :P

7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
when are you gonna marry mr.hong? :P

For ken,
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
YOU CAN SING LA!!

2. I'll challenge you to try something.
join a singing competition!!

3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
-.^ colourless hahaha

4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
you teaming up wit me to bully them both.. hahahahah :P

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
errrrr i only remember endau rompin.. hahahaha...

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
owl

7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
how's melissa? :P

For keegan,
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
hmmmmmmmmmmm............... you're a pro NOOB :)

2. I'll challenge you to try something.
badminton, bring it on! =P
and ask her the question!

3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
blue and white are the only colours u wear! hahaha...

4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
ur ability to "keep" secrets.. hahahah :P

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
little fella in year 2... animorphed into .... the keegan you see now.. hahahah =P

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
a NoOB :D


7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
when r u gonna pop "the" question? or have you already.. hahahahha

this is taken from bebeth's bro's blog => geocities.com/geowongyt.

For eli,

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
She hates mayo. and spring onions. and onions. and cockroaches.

2. I'll challenge you to try something.
Wear a pink dress!

3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
Yellow. cuz u r in yellow hse =.=" like me.

4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
Your fun and laughter. Your pranks... sometimes. =.="

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
You, crying when mr. kenny left :P

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
A cockroach! :P

7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
Are you going for Taiping open? :P

For ken,

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
He is soon to become like Taylor Hicks. appearance and singing wise :P

2. I'll challenge you to try something.
Become Vice President of the Interact Club!

3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
Green. Cuz u r in green house. =.="

4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
Your sarcasm.

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
I hit your head with the konda kandi stick.

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
Grasshopper.

7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
Would u marry chee june? :P

For keegan,

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
He's a nerd. first class nerd.

2. I'll challenge you to try something.
Beat Elizabeth in an actual badminton match :P

3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
Blue. cuz u r in blue hse. =.="

4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
Your tolerance with us :P

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
You, crying in yr 3 when i teased u abt alicia. that scared me man.

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
A toad.

7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
When are you going to ask her? :P

wei... when are kee, ken and bebeth gonna do this? :P

E

my sister went to the battle of the bands thing at sbu yesterday...

she saw keegan and joanna. but keegan didn even notice her.

she said the nicest performance was the skipping ropes one XD she even video recorded it so i got to watch a bit.

i saw that sort of performance b4 at sg wang. damn cun.

she said our school's band was alright..

she said there were some horrifying ones. XD

while keegan and my sister were enjoying themselves at sbu, i was at my dad's office. i had to suffer bak kut teh for breakfast with pa's friends. >.< ugh... my mum was laughing when she heard that i had to follow pa for bak kut teh.

so u can guess how much i dislike bak kut teh. gak!

the rumah sayangan thing still not settled. T-T

y?

Y?

Y this home so troublesome wan??? >.<

E

I thought today i could stay at home and rest. But then this Sheen Leng had to remind me about a project, then out of the blue timothy called and asked me to go to SBU's Battle of the Bands.

Being such a good friend and since i hadn't seen him in ages, I decided to go just for fun. Although I was late, i got into the hall just in time to see SSG's band perform. They sang Keane's Somehwere Only We Know. They we're that bad....and were definitely much better than some other schools which had weird people screaming in god-knows-what language.

There was some band which had everyone cheering really loud at first. But every time we thought they finished playing, they just started up again with the same time. And after the fifth time they started playing again, nearly everyone was silent =_=

Haha there were some side performances which were more interesting than some bands. Three guys appeared with skipping ropes and everyone was either laughing or saying "wtf??". But then they started doing crazy stunts and moves i've never seen before with skipping ropes. No one was laughing at the end of it. xD

Most of the time i had no one to talk to because that timothy went and disappeared when we had just reached. =_= Only other people i knew was Joanna and some girls from my old fencing class. Joanna spotted Teck Ho, and her, Timothy and i went to talk to him. He didn't recognise any of us at all at first. Then again, neither did i.

Later, i had to go ju piau's house for a project thing...and i got home late.

Oh yeah, before i forget, congratatulations to my sister for her FANTASTIC A level results!!Well, fantastic enough for her to get into King's College!

She'll be leaving sometime in September.

K

PIC-of-the-day!
i swear it's not by me ok.. i didnt even touch one bit of it! =)

Just for laughs okay! =P

Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious "Lee & Lee Law Firm". During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thinks for a while and said, "Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife." And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife. Lee KY's wife said, "C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!" So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection. Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and requested for another interview and Lee KY said, "Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire......." When Santa Singh interrupted him and said, "I know, I know. I have just changed my name." Lee KY looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked, "What is your new name then?" On this, Santa Singh replied, "Surname Lee, last name, Manga!" (Manga-Li)
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One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and wanted to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian,"Wah low!!! How you know one?" The first Ah Lian replied smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."
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3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian were at the army supply base to collect underwear. The sergeant was there to aid the supplies. Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah? Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)! Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many? Ah Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one. Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear? Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen! Sergeant: (curious) How come six? Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong. Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei? Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!! Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why you need so many for? Tambi: January, February, March.....One month one.
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Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her. So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!" "Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian. "Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!" So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!" So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator. The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post. "Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ah Beng. "Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"

R

Happy Birthday Maddy!

isn't his gift pretty? :P



R

Happy Birthday Ken Chong!!

Told you today was important!! He's now 16 years old!!

The rest of BERK got him a t-shirt which we designed ourselves xD

He has to wear it all the time from now on.

We also had cake...and i ate a lot of it. Until i felt like vomiting.

In other news, i just discovered Encik Iskhandar thinks i'm crazy.

K

Tomorrow is an important day.

Everyone get ready to celebrate!!!

K

Happy birthday Mag!!

From your son o_O

K

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAR BOYFRIEND,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! :p

specially dedicated to my boyfriend who lives miles away, Magdalene Chin Tze Lu! :)
hope you're reading this.. hahaha... take care!

R

Saya Anak Malaysia

1953
Bulan 5 aku dilahirkan
Di sebuah negeri yang diberi nama
Negeri Sembilan

Selepas itu aku dibesarkan
Di Negeri Kelantan
Aku belajar di sekolah orang putih
Dekat dengan Pasir Puteh
Saya Anak Malaysia ( 4X )

Lepas sekolah aku merayau
Negeri mat saleh aku merantau
Tempat orang indah sekali
Tapi Malaysia dekat di hati
Saya Anak Malaysia ( 4X )

Sampai masa aku pun balik
Tapi makweku nampak pelik
Dia kata nak jadi apa
Aku kata itu Tuhan punya kuasa
Saya Anak Malaysia ( 4X )

Lemah lembut sopan santun
Sudah menjadi darah dagingku
Walaupun aku nampaknya kutu
Aku hormat orang tuaku
Saya Anak Malaysia (4X)

R