people people people, tonight is THE NIGHT =) CHELSEA's gonna thrash man u!! woohoo!!

R

trainingggggggg everyday.......omggggggg except mondays.......hahahahaha...........dieeeee........ =p

hmmm...

Coach: remember if you want to be a champion, you have to sacrifice.... dont try to skip training or jogging... must attend every session from now till next year..
__________________________
my friend was about to tell the coach that she couldnt attend training next wednesday...
Friend: Coach... (was interrupted by coach)
Coach: remember what i told you yea .... yes?
i was laughing hahaha...


R

I had to finish my stupid Kumon before i left for Singapore, and i came across this while i was doing it.....at first i thought i did it wrong =_=. But it turned out i was right!
Hahahaha

K

memories >.<'

no lalang, agree.
gonna post pics of the class party =)
so enjoy!
btw, chelsea beat west ham 1-0
im not gonna post the stats this time coz Ballack didnt play.. hahaha =p
















4 Science 1 with Miss Doh and Miss Shemala

Blue is the colour!

foooooooooooooooooo-ooooood......

Form 4 Science 1 of year 2 0 0 6

THE END

R

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! :)

end of yr party was enjoyable. cant believe that next yr will be our last yr together. T-T will save the tears for next yr. for now, it's time for fun and games! XP and no. no lalang pls. >P

E

Oh yeah, Happy 3 Y.o.J !!!!

K

Today was the last day of school....I remember last time when we were kids, we couldn't wait for school to end, but now we don't want it to end =_=, because next year is gonna be our last.

Haha all of us had a lot of fun. Did the usual stuff like eating and......yeah, mostly that. We got some pics to upload soon xD

And now that it's holiday time, it means we can start on our PROJECT. Haha I can't wait

K

Chelsea 4 - 0 Watford

Chelsea
Goalscorers: Shevchenko 52: Drogba 27, 36, 69
Squad: Cudicini, Carvalho, Terry, Cole, Geremi, Essien, Makelele (Wright-Phillips 76), Ballack (Cole 73), Lampard, Shevchenko (Robben 65), Drogba
Unused Substitutes: Hilario, Boulahrouz
Booked: Ballack (40)

Watford
Squad: Foster, Doyley, Shittu, DeMerit, Stewart, Mahon, Francis, Smith (Bangura 70), Bouazza (Powell 62), Henderson, Young
Unused Substitutes: Lee, MacKay, McNamee
Booked: Doyley (45)

Attendance: 41,936
Referee: Howard Webb

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THE WEBSITE REPORT

Chelsea recorded a convincing victory for the second time in a week at Stamford Bridge with a confident performance that started rather slowly but rapidly improved as the game went on. The hero of the day was , once again, Didier Drogba who scored a marvellous hat-trick, but he was ably supported by his partner in crime, Andriy Shevchenko who scored the third and set up the first two goals.

Sticking with the system that served him so well against Aston Villa on Wednesday night, Jose Mourinho rewarded Gérémi for his fine performance with another start. Ashley Cole was selected at left-back and began in positive mood, looking to get forward and support the diamond-shaped midfield as often as he could.

In goal, Carlo Cudicini was tested with some high balls in the opening ten minutes of his Premiership return, but he proved equal to the task.

On 11 minutes, Drogba turned well in the area, showing good strength to hold of Shittu, but he could not catch the ball how he would have liked to and his shot bobbled wide. And eight minutes later the lively Drogba might have headed Chelsea in front when Frank Lampard picked him out with a curling ball, but his connection was not right and the ball flew up and over.

The lead did arrive in the 26th minute as Carvalho pushed forward and played a through ball to the surging Gérémi who swung a near post cross in. Shevchenko touched on to the back post and Drogba slid the ball in past the committed Ben Foster. A wonderful move that demonstrated the importance of our attacking full-backs at the moment.

And the importance of Drogba at the moment was highlighted again when he scored yet another after 35 minutes, playing a neat one-two with Shevchenko on the edge of the box, and firing low inside the far post after a powerful run into the area. ‘That’s why we’re champions’ sang the supporters in the Shed and it seemed fitting as Chelsea’s slick movement unlocked yet another defence.

Five minutes prior to half-time, Cudicini had to make a close-range stop when a poorly cleared free kick was launched back into the box and Danny Shittu stuck his right boot out. The Italian goalkeeper stuck a leg out as he went to ground and made an excellent save in doing so. It was Watford’s first opportunity, and showed that they would not be beaten this early in the game.

Minutes into the second half, Gérémi sprung a throw in into Drogba whose neat touch bounced in behind the Watford defence and was met by Michael Ballack. His attempted lob, however, dropped wide of the far post.

The third arrived in the 51st minute when Shevchenko rounded the goalkeeper with a chested touch from Drogba’s lofted through ball and pushed the ball in. A partnership has formed here, and it was at its most evident today. The form of Wednesday had effortlessly rolled over to the weekend with an attacking zeal noticeable in all the Blues players.

And Lampard was the next to benefit from Shevchenko’s superb vision when the Ukrainian played a left-footed pass on the turn to find Lampard in space on the left side of the area, but his shot was blocked by the recovering Doyley and went behind for a corner.

Lampard, clearly hungry for a goal, then thumped a very central free kick over, although he caught it very well.

After 65 minutes, Mourinho looked to stretch a weary Watford defence by bringing on the pacey Arjen Robben in place of the excellent Shevchenko. With a hand in all three goals, Shevchenko had enjoyed arguably his best game in Chelsea blue.

Drogba secured his hat-trick with help, once again, of Gérémi who crossed from the right after Robben had released him. The Cameroonian’s cross was met by the head of the rampant Ivorian who headed in Chelsea’s fourth with 68 minutes on the clock. At this point there were no signs of Chelsea abandoning their attacking approach and Ashley Cole stormed forward minute’s later – his shot saved well by Foster at the near post.

Then, as he had done in the week, Mourinho brought on a second wide player in the shape of Joe Cole. Watford were well and truly on the rack by this moment and a wide Chelsea attack would surely test their tiring legs further. Ballack was the man to give way in this instance.

So when yet another winger was brought on, this time Shaun Wright-Phillips, Joe Cole was given a more central role as Robben moved out to the left wing and Wright-Phillips took up his position on the right flank.

As expected, Robben and Wright-Phillips were lively and dangerous. Chelsea looked calm and assured by this stage, but the industrious substitutes were out to impress, and Lampard continued to be the driving force in midfield that he had been throughout the match. A wonderful performance and a professional attitude had seen this Blues team take Watford to pieces and our unbeaten run at Stamford Bridge in the league was stretched to 50 games in wonderful style.

Chelsea (4-1-2-1-2): Cudicini; Gérémi, Carvalho, Terry (c), A Cole; Makelele (Wright-Phillips 76); Essien, Lampard; Ballack (J Cole 72); Shevchenko (Robben 65), Drogba
Scorers: Drogba 26, 35, 68, Shevchenko 51
Booked: Ballack 39

Watford (4-4-2): Foster; Doyley, DeMerit, Shittu, Stewart; Smith (Bangura 69), Francis, Mahon (c), Bouazza (Powell 62), Young, Henderson
Booked: Doyley 44

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PLAYER RATING MoM Drogba 8.3 21.75% Ballack 7.47 11.72% Shevchenko 7.7 11.30%

CHELSEA 4 - Aston Villa 0

Chelsea’s first four-goal haul of the season made it an easy passage to the quarter-finals as Premiership opposition Aston Villa had no answer to the strike power of Lampard, Shevchenko, Essien and Drogba.

The West Midlands club may have arrived with a 6,000-strong army of subsidised supporters but their team looked weak in comparison with a controlled and clinical display of Chelsea power and ability.

Neither manager was prepared to take this cup-tie lightly – both selecting feasible Premiership match selections but it was Martin O’Neill who was left wondering how the strategy went so wrong.

Andriy Shevchenko was ready for his first game for two-and-a-half weeks and Carlo Cudicini was finally given his chance to fill the gloves of Petr Cech.

It was all-change at full-back with Gérémi and Wayne Bridge chosen but unchanged in midfield as the famous four were given the chance to make amends for the White Hart Lane defeat.

Claude Makelele was selected for his 150^th Chelsea game, Didier Drogba for his 100^th.

In light of this week’s refereeing controversy, there were worrying signs for the home side when two early decisions did not go in Chelsea’s favour. First Drogba claimed he was illegally brought to the turf on a run towards the area, referee Mark Halsey disagreeing.

Then Wayne Bridge linked with Ballack and was clearly tripped by Davis a yard outside the penalty area. Again play was waved on. Thankfully, it proved to be the last time the Blues were truly dismayed by a verdict given.

On 11 minutes came the game’s first save – Drogba on the run firing from a tight angle, Sorensen fisting the ball behind.

Sorensen was again in the way when Lampard let fly two minutes later, but this time he knew little about his block as Drogba’s outstretched leg diverted the shot goalwards.

Chelsea began to link up well when pushing forwards. The most flowing move so far ended with Ballack powerfully shooting over after Shevchenko and Lampard had poked holes in the Villa defence.

Midway through the half came the game’s first booking – Boulharouz cautioned for a foul on Agbonlahor after the speedy Villa youngster exposed his opponent with a sharp turn.

Chelsea persistence finally paid off on 31 minutes. Shevchenko, who had threatened to trick his way through on the left on several occasions, failed due to the tenacity of Gareth Barry. But Villa didn’t clear completely and when Davis was caught on the touchline by Ballack, the German’s cross was flicked by the forehead of Lampard.

Sorsensen again got a hand to the ball, but not enough of one to keep it out of his net.

On the stroke of half-time Villa lost their captain to injury. Gareth Barry was replaced by one-time Chelsea nemesis Patrik Berger.

Mourinho’s men took their 1-0 lead into the break. It had been a half of more huff and puff than inspiration but the fact that Villa had failed to register a single shot in 45 minutes boded well for the remainder of the game.

And so it proved as the Blues prepared to shift up a few gears.

At half-time there was an announcement that brought one of the heartiest cheers of the night. Petr Cech was watching his first live game since his injury from the directors’ box.

During the break another enforced substitution was made by Villa – Ridgewell a straight swap for Laursen who had come off worse when fouling Drogba.

The first incident of the second-half was a booking for McCann for scything down a flying Drogba from behind.

The second major incident was far more spectacular – Shevchenko collecting Lampard’s pass and looking to all the world as if he was about the cross before unleashing a 25 yard rocket. The flying keeper clawed it away from the top right-hand corner.

On 59 minutes Drogba tried his luck, swivelling and attempting an overhead kick onto Gérémi’s left-foot cross. The strike wasn’t clean but the crowd held its breath until the ball bounced a couple of yards wide.

The strikers were alternating efforts and with Shevchenko’s next attempt five minutes later, Chelsea went 2-0 ahead.

On the back of his first Stamford Bridge goal in his last game here, this time he headed in at the Matthew Harding End – in the right place to nod in Lampard’s excellent left-wing cross.

Ridgewell became Villa’s second booking, Drogba again the assaulted player.

With quarter-of-an-hour to go, Mourinho made a double substitution. Joe Cole came on for Ballack, Kalou for Shevchenko. The team shape switched to 4-3-3.

Villa were beginning to look a well-beaten side as Chelsea stretched them all over the visitors’ half of the pitch.

Cole dug a low shot out from under his feet but it went wide, then Kalou fired over after cutting in from the left.

Chelsea’s third successful strike on 81 minutes was the best of the game. Gérémi was the carrier, Essien the marksman in a goal out of Africa.

The Cameroonian, who had looked solid at right-back, left McCann on his backside with a trick before advancing and slipping the ball inside.

Cool-headed Essien side-stepped Mellberg’s desperate slide before smacking the ball home.

The two Ivorians on the pitch were not about to be out done. Just two minutes later Drogba had his (inevitable?) goal. Kalou was involved twice in the build-up, Joe Cole once skilfully. Drogba drilled the ball in off the body of Sorensen from 12 yards out.

The visitors ended the game still looking for their first shot on target. That will teach Villa to take a Premiership point away from here!

Chelsea will find out our fifth round opponents when the draw is made this Saturday lunchtime.

Chelsea (4-1-2-1-2) Cudicini; Gérémi, Boulahrouz, Carvalho, Bridge; Makelele (Diarra 83); Essien, Lampard; Ballack (J Cole 75); Shevchenko (Kalou 75), Drogba.

Goals Lampard 31, Shevchenko 64, Essien 81, Drogba 83.

Booked Boulahrouz.

Aston Villa (4-4-2) Sorensen; Hughes, Mellberg, Laursen (Ridgwell h-t), Bouma; Davis (Baros 70), Petrov, McCann, Barry (c) (Berger 45+1); Angel, Agbonlahor,

Booked McCann, Ridgewell.

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ratings :

Essien 7.69 (18.66%)

Ballack 7.53 (14.12%)

Shevchenko 7.69 (13.78%)

Lampard 7.47 (9.58%)

Drogba 7.31 (6.22%)

Cudicini 6.79 (5.88%)

hahahahahahahaah....... CHELSEA CHELSEA!

R

Haha Happy BELATED Birthday to My Sis!!

K

Haha Happy BELATED Birthday to My Sis!!

K

Happy Birthday Yin Lin!!

K

Happy Birthday Jia Min!!

K

Dunno which one of us found an amazing song!! (elizabeth la doink! =P)
Go download it!
Search for "Jose Mourinho's song" or "Jose and his Amazing Technicolor Overcoat" or just "Chelsea Song"

Jose and his Amazing Technicolor Overcoat

And you call that a performance of champions?
I am not looking at champions.(All right gaffer!)
No, it is not all right gaffer. Shut up Makelele.
I am the manager of this team and who am I?
(You are the special one!)
Yes I am the special one, but that performance was not special.
It made me laugh, and champions should not make me laugh.
If I want to laugh, maybe I'll listen to Damien doing a car insurance ad.
Damien, do it, make me laugh, now.
(Hibernian Insurance, pretty good.)
Ya, very funny. Now, Drogba, first half, pathetic.
(No no no no no no gaffer please please)

Look, if you want I can replace you. (no no)
It's no problem. (no please), I can, I can replace you, it's no problem. (no no).
I can do it. www.amazon.co.uk, search word Rooney, thirty five half million,
(no no), no problem I can do it, I can do it, if you want me to press buy
(no please gaffer) do you want me to press buy? (no!)
Then listen to the special one. (Okay okay!) Okay.

Second half vocal exercises, midfield, now. (whoa-oh)
Very good, very good. Defence, breathe and vocal. (whoa-oh)
Very good, you are ready I think.
Shh shh okay okay okay okay.
It's time for the song. (Yeea)
Last week, shut up Drogba, last week we beat Arsenal.
And that it for you, don't look back at Wenger. (Don't look back at Wenger.)
Shut up, shut up Damien, shut up.
This week, I do for you, the special one. (You are the special one!)
I know I know, shut up, I know I am the special one,
I know I am the special one, but this week it's a very special song,
and this one is called Jose and his Amazing Technicolor Overcoat. (Yeeaa)
Shh shh shut up.

I close my eyes
And stand there grinning (whoa-oh)
We can't stop winning (whoa-oh)
You'd be grinning too
When I first came (when he first came)
I was delighted (whoa-oh)
Could have managed United (whoa-oh)
But any team will do,

I wore my coat (He wears his coat)
The world is merry (whoa-oh)
I've got John Terry (whoa-oh)
and Drogba too (go on to the eight)
Very good.

I switched them round (He switches round)
They all are hating (whoa-oh)
But I like rotating (whoa-oh)
Any team will do (Go on gaffer!)
A corner kick, is just enough
a little flick from Damien Duff
The ball flies right into the net and we are one nil up..
(1 nil/zero 1 nil/zero 1 nil/zero 1 nil/zero!!) =P

May I return (may I return)
to the be-ginning (woah-oh)
It's so easy winning (woah-oh)
when your team is blue (blue is the colour!!)
We can't go wrong (we can't go wrong),
I am in heaven (woah-oh)
Playing whatever eleven (woah-oh)
Any team will do
Now, go and be champions, be champions, good, love it,
and if you don't do it you can kill yourself, take it from me, be champions.



K

edited by R

HAHA! this is some idiotic story we wrote... in 2003! omg! its still in fictionpress.com. haha. A Chemical Incident Version 2.0 Keegan is smart. Amanda is smarter. Keegan is the smartest (not!). Amanda is ugly and as tall as a Bigfoot. Keegan is such a lil baby and as short as a dwarf. Perhaps shorter. Amanda looks like and old woman with glasses at the tip of her nose. Maybe she is one. Keegan has a fammy as big as a huge watermelon and a brain which is smaller than a virus. It was a normal day in school one day until when they went to the Science lab to conduct some chemical experiments. Timothy, Ken and Keegan were making a concoction. Amanda and Elizabeth were secretly mixing some unknown chemicals in a cauldron.An insect flew and fell into Keegan's concoction and it dissolved. Timothy poured some chemicals on Amanda but instead of dissolving, she shrank. As she did so, she accidentally knocked over the cauldron of chemicals and it poured over Keegan. Soon, Keegan began to enlarge. He stepped on Amanda instantly. But, the sole of his shoe was so big and Amanda was so small that she didn't get hurt. She quickly escaped to a hole at the wooden table.Amanda cursed and swore because her plan was foiled. She was about to pour her concoction on herself. Her concoction would make her big and give her powers. The concoction that fell on Keegan was uncompleted and thus only made Keegan big. Meanwhile, Keegan was growing bigger to Amanda's horror so Amanda tried to climb Elizabeth's leg to reach the top of the table. Once there, she could easily concoct a new vile mixture to dominate the world.Ken quickly scooped their concoction with a test tube and threw it at Keegan. He shrank back to a normal size. Amanda was struggling to mix chemicals because she was too puny too carry a test tube. The school was evacuated because of the dangerous chemicals. Everyone forgot about Amanda when the excitement died down. Amanda had all the time in the world to concoct a completely new mixture.Chuckling, she drank her new mixture and she started choking and coughing. When she stopped, she grew back to normal size and there was a menacing look in her eyes. She saw a rat in the science lab. She stared at it and concentrated. In a flash of magnificent light the rat blew up followed by a blood curdling laugh. Amanda walked out of the school into the city while setting the school on fire.Keegan woke up because he heard people screaming. He immediately got up and saw the city in ruins. There, right in the middle was . Amanda! She turned her head and saw Keegan. She immediately charged at him. With his superior reflexes, he dodged Amanda's attack. Seeing the damage Amanda caused, he knew only one thing could defeat her now. Then he saw it on the ground."Over her psycho!" Keegan yelled. Amanda turned around and screamed when she saw her . her . reflection in a mirror!!! Amanda ran away screaming. Everybody cheered for Keegan.But that's not the end. Amanda, in her smelly hideout, performed plastic surgery on herself. She left her hideout with a new plan in mind.. ps: still in kee's hse btw. E

BERK is now in keegan's residence

Jia Min is with us.

If you want to save her from our insanity, pls hand in RM 100000000000000 ransom.

See us at Kajang. Somewhere in Kajang. Yeah.

Hohoho...

E

OMG! this is hilarious! hahahahah..

got it from badmintoncentral.com



XD

ps: we are making progress in the Lalang Project.

E

Haha i just realised why my dad was giving me a weird look just now! I went downstairs to get some acar and being a polite son, i asked whether he wanted a fork so he could share. But it kinda came out like this:

"Hey dad, you wanna fork?"

o_O

K